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mya
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 Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:15 am Post subject: Blonde jokes |
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Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.
Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
A: Kick open the car door.
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.
Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: "Are you boys all in the same band?"
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q: What important question does a blonde ask her mate before having sex ?
A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A: She drops her nail-file
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A wine cellar.
Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide
I love the jokes with blonde even am a blonde 
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